17th May 2010

Dream 1

In some sort of game show, filming it, sort of like Takeshi's Castle... but kind of like what dogs have to do at dog shows. Alice in Wonderland themed. There with Emily, Nikki, Alex, and Chris.

At the end of the games they tell us that the new film has resulted in no copies of Alice in Wonderland being in stores, so that's what they give us for being on the show.

Dream 2

In a sort of family house. It's supposed to be set in Sonic's world. Someone comes to hurt us, who looks like Count Olaf, and I have to go stop him and the woman he fraternises with. I fight him in the house, and then have to go find her. Before I go I look at where his body is and my vision glitches and it's like I can't stop looking. I have to force myself to stop. His body is lay there with a grin on his face. I leave, and it becomes apparent that he was conscious. My father was there also. He looked like Bob Hoskins.

I had to go find my father. On the way I learn of a pheasant that was sentenced to death in a courtyard.

I end up back round at my house. UB40 are playing there. They said they invented dubstep. Iget to the party and kill Olaf and the woman. The pheasant and my father are there. I get back to the house, on the roof, and my mother had had lots of fairy children. All of them fly up and congregate on the roof. We have a party, and friends show up - Emily, Nikki, and Ross.

Not dated, May 2010

**First off, this was written on scrap paper, as I'd stopped having my dream notebook with me. Secondly this was because I stopped having weird ones for a while, hence not being dated and not having any updates until now!!**

Last dream in a series of dreams from this night, don't remember the rest.

Working as a model/model director. In different places. One shoot is with another woman and a lady co-director.

Later there is a photoshoot in Asda, with Tone Loc and the co-director is one of the security guards for Asda, who is Kel (from Kenan and Kel).

He starts getting annoyed when I try to override his direction. Gets mad with me, threatens me, and leaves. I go to the security office to acquire another guard.

24th February 2010

[missed out a lot of dream]

Having sex with Nikki's friend Doug. I black out. Seemingly wake up after he's finished. He asks me how it was, I don't answer. He leaves.

Dan comes into my room while I'm still lying there.

I start to freak out about how the lampshade on the big light looks photoshopped into reality. Then it's on a jet-ski and I laugh. Nikki and Dan are now in my room looking at the lamp.

[gap in dream]

At a lecture of sorts, in a large hall, with a wooden floor and wooden stage. There's a big alligator/scorpion/spider creature. The guy presenting demonstrates how it imitates a yo-yo. He starts handing out Chinese remedies and jade beads. I get the beads and mine are made out of wood instead.

[wake up (alarm)]

17th February 2010

[bits of dream before this, forgotten]

In a town somewhere. Dressed as a mermaid, Britney Spears dressed as Jasmine. Trying to impress Shaun and distract him from her. I flash him, but she shows him her bum. We both try to better each other by making Shaun a costume.

7th February 2010

On a road trip with Alex and Nikki, to somewhere with fields. Ended up in a place with a dock, and we ended up going somewhere that we weren't meant to. Found pieces of old metal by the side of the banks.

A few were in shapes of things we could see, like a boat that was at the docks.

We tried to read what the metal said to match it with the boat and chased the boat to show them.

Everyone was seemingly impressed, and I had a feeling it would bring me lots of money.

3rd February 2010

With Rach and Lucy walking up to Blackpool North shore. Get there and it looks like the dunes in the South. Rach gets annoyed at us continuing north and we start to walk south.

I stop for ice cream first, in a little covered area, with a dentists across from the ice cream stall.

I run into Alex McSweeney and some of his friends. He starts talking to me while some foreign guy's trying to chat me up. I tell him to leave me.

I notice a red light on the back of his phone - he was trying to take photos of me. I snatch his phone, and can see his gallery open with lots of candid photos of me. I try to snap it over my knee and fail. I struggle to keep him off me while I hit it against the ice cream counter. The back flies off and I see the memory card. I break it into small pieces, smile at him, and walk back to my place in the queue.

[wake up]

27th January 2010

Dream 1

With Phil. Hasn't really changed. Just hanging around and stuff, catching up.

[vague dream]

Ends with me in my own bed, as if waking up, to a loud thud. I look over at Bek and there's a hole in his cage at the back then I realise he's jumping towards my face.

[wake up and check where Bek is]

Dream 2

In a field. Go into a dressing room for (seemingly) a drama performance with people from high school. Getting changed in a large toilet cubicle with Ashley Burden.

The production seems to be about anorexia. Skips to later when we come out of the grass into wheat/tall grass fields. No sure what, but they're bright burnt orange. There are rabbits in the tall grass, and on the beach just forward of the grass. All the rabbits look like Bek.

It's now a photography trip. Everyone goes to photograph the rabbits in the sea, I get on my stomach and crawl towards the grass.

[wake up]