17th June 2010

Dream 1

Don't remember much other than Shaun was abusing me, so I try to kill him, in various different ways. He continues to be horrid, and once he finds out what I was doing he pretends to die, whilst stood with Steve and Bee. They get mad at me.

He gets back up from the floor and says he hopes I've learned my lesson.

I sit down on a couch. Bee comes over and is very nice to me.

Dream 2

Lots of us are in a strange land. Dark and dangerous, clichéd really.

In teams trying to kill boars in the way of where we're trying to go.

Emily, Kirsten and Jo are on my team, possibly more.

The other team is Liam, Robb, Danny and more than I don't remember.

We try to use different weapons to different strengths of enemies. I try to use a cannon on oe from afar but it doesn't work, seemingly because I'm not on a boat. In this part of the dream it's like a video game, with menus and I hold wii remotes.

After we get past some, we're all in a darkened room in a house, one couch against one far wall, one couch against it's opposite. We all discuss ways to take the other team out.

8th June 2010

This night has lots of dreams.

At Uni with Alex and Nikki. Someone's birthday. Traipsing around in a fancy dress. I end up only wearing the top half of my costume with underwear.

Alan Byrnes is there with a weird kind of cat. Weirdly shaped, big and strong enough to take on walls. End up getting a life from who we assume to be a male/female couple until I get in the front passenger seat and it's Amber and her Mum.

After being driven home we're told we won a prize-giving with Ikea for our photography. We get a taxi and arrive. We've each won a fold-able fabric wardrobe with a toilet room in it. Mine is taken away and they lose my stuff for a while.

On the way back I stop off at a shop and the cashier can't speak good English. I'm only trying to buy chocolate and make-up. I get angry with him and just leave with the stuff.

Not dated, titled "before 8th June" 2010

Night before the day in the dream, sleepover at an elderly man's house. I wake up and some of my piercings have fallen out and for ages I can't get in the light to see to re-pierce my medusa.

17th May 2010

Dream 1

In some sort of game show, filming it, sort of like Takeshi's Castle... but kind of like what dogs have to do at dog shows. Alice in Wonderland themed. There with Emily, Nikki, Alex, and Chris.

At the end of the games they tell us that the new film has resulted in no copies of Alice in Wonderland being in stores, so that's what they give us for being on the show.

Dream 2

In a sort of family house. It's supposed to be set in Sonic's world. Someone comes to hurt us, who looks like Count Olaf, and I have to go stop him and the woman he fraternises with. I fight him in the house, and then have to go find her. Before I go I look at where his body is and my vision glitches and it's like I can't stop looking. I have to force myself to stop. His body is lay there with a grin on his face. I leave, and it becomes apparent that he was conscious. My father was there also. He looked like Bob Hoskins.

I had to go find my father. On the way I learn of a pheasant that was sentenced to death in a courtyard.

I end up back round at my house. UB40 are playing there. They said they invented dubstep. Iget to the party and kill Olaf and the woman. The pheasant and my father are there. I get back to the house, on the roof, and my mother had had lots of fairy children. All of them fly up and congregate on the roof. We have a party, and friends show up - Emily, Nikki, and Ross.

Not dated, May 2010

**First off, this was written on scrap paper, as I'd stopped having my dream notebook with me. Secondly this was because I stopped having weird ones for a while, hence not being dated and not having any updates until now!!**

Last dream in a series of dreams from this night, don't remember the rest.

Working as a model/model director. In different places. One shoot is with another woman and a lady co-director.

Later there is a photoshoot in Asda, with Tone Loc and the co-director is one of the security guards for Asda, who is Kel (from Kenan and Kel).

He starts getting annoyed when I try to override his direction. Gets mad with me, threatens me, and leaves. I go to the security office to acquire another guard.

24th February 2010

[missed out a lot of dream]

Having sex with Nikki's friend Doug. I black out. Seemingly wake up after he's finished. He asks me how it was, I don't answer. He leaves.

Dan comes into my room while I'm still lying there.

I start to freak out about how the lampshade on the big light looks photoshopped into reality. Then it's on a jet-ski and I laugh. Nikki and Dan are now in my room looking at the lamp.

[gap in dream]

At a lecture of sorts, in a large hall, with a wooden floor and wooden stage. There's a big alligator/scorpion/spider creature. The guy presenting demonstrates how it imitates a yo-yo. He starts handing out Chinese remedies and jade beads. I get the beads and mine are made out of wood instead.

[wake up (alarm)]

17th February 2010

[bits of dream before this, forgotten]

In a town somewhere. Dressed as a mermaid, Britney Spears dressed as Jasmine. Trying to impress Shaun and distract him from her. I flash him, but she shows him her bum. We both try to better each other by making Shaun a costume.